A pleasure to have you here!
But what exactly are you looking for down here?
Whatever it was, it is no longer important...
you have now undertaken a journey
with no return into the depths of the earth,
into the last mysterious world of the Pirates,
complete with mutinies, traitors, thieves and assassins.
Escape? Too late!
All you can do now is enjoy the trip
and fully enjoy this incredible, new-look experience.